Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
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"Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait."
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
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