ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.
- (via sensitizes)
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
Are you gonna recycle those bags under your eyes?
what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?
- Unknown (via tidesss)